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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via hotboyproblems)

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vine://user/1102348829426331648

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erarg:

where is he today: the man who submitted to dirtydisneyconfessions they wanted to fuck the granny bug 200 times

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  • Question: *You're fucking a lawyer? Does this involve lots of chances to wear suits and have really kinky, hardcore sex? - Anonymous
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    I guess so, I’m not fucking a lawyer per say, I had sex with a lawyer and she helped me with my CV. Seemed like a good bonus on top of the sex

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  • Question: You're dating a lawyer? - Anonymous
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    I’m not dating anyone

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via ragequitthatshit)

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Masturbating does absolutely nothing to cool you down

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missdiddlez:

iperfectedskyrim:

thefakeahcrew:

laugh like Geoff

play like Gavin

rule like Ryan

win like Ray

fight like Micheal

persevere like Jack

don’t just live life, achieve it

Don’t play like Gavin

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Definitely play like Gavin

(via drunkroosters)

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pontmercied:

you either die team lads or you live long enough to see yourself become team gents

(via drunkroosters)

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