(via unicornsonanacidtrip)Source: jaclynnicolee
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
(via unicornsonanacidtrip)Source: drdavidbrinner
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
(via unicornsonanacidtrip)Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison
The scientist gasped as the vial fell to the floor, the glassware fell and shattered, spraying the floor with the age specific neurotoxin, the pungent fumes immediately filling the air, spreading through the room, out the doors and windows and continuing to contaminate the atmosphere. The scientist looked at the label on the floor and realized the contagious chemical lethal to 23-12 year olds designed to destroy the nervous system was now loose and spreading quickly.
A look of devastating realization dawned on his face.
"Only 90’s kids will get it"